Warning! Warning Will Rogers!

OMG, I JUST ABOUT PEED MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING WHEN I READ THIS ...CLASSIC....THANKS I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH...OH HAVE YA EVER SEEN A FAT CHICK IN DAISY DUKES AN A TANK TOP, (CUT OFF, I MIGHT ADD), RUN????? LORD I DONT QUITE KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT.....YUCK...PUCK...COUGH...PUCK!!!!!!! I THINK JESS REALLY LIKED THE VIEW!!!!
 
HR at least you ceased peeing every 15 min after the kids ... lol
I think I may have to give birth to an eight pound, four ounce prostate.
 
OH YEA .... I forgot about the Dorito Chip Bikini's ... they can keep those butt-floss thong's, I think the triangle string bikini's of the 1980's looked MUCH better.
 
HellFire said:
HR at least you ceased peeing every 15 min after the kids ... lol
I think I may have to give birth to an eight pound, four ounce prostate.
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NOPE, SORRY, IM STILL PISSING EVERY 20 MINUTES...I HAVE TO TAKE A 40 MG LASIK IN THE MORNING AN ONE AT NIGHT!!! I ASK JESS COULDNT HE JUST HOLD A BUCKET UNDER ME>>>>LMAO.... HE REFUSED, WHAT THE HELL???? WE ARE ON A 50 MILE RIDE ROUTINE, STOP, PISS, WASH HANDS, BACK ON THE ROAD, IM GONNA WEAR ME SOME DEPENDS THIS TIME!!!!!
 
HellFire said:
OH YEA .... I forgot about the Dorito Chip Bikini's ... they can keep those butt-floss thong's, I think the triangle string bikini's of the 1980's looked MUCH better.
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I GUESS THATS WHY WHEN IM WEARING A THONG (FLOSS) AN TELL JESS THAT MY DRAWERS IS UP MY CRACK, HE JUST GIVES ME A DUMB AN BLANK LOOK ...HELL, IM TRYIN TO GET THEM OFF MY HEMMOROIDS!!!
 
OH Boy George !!!

(See, now that's the kind of music I really miss. Don't you always wonder why they don't play the good stuff on 80's radio stations?)
 
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