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Warning! Warning Will Robinson!
While buying a part for my "other" bike on eBay today, I saw that the following warnings were included. Holy cow! How times have changed.
If you have not installed one of these in the past you will need 2 of part number 51 16 7 655 592 LOCKING PIN about 5 bucks each.
No Reserve, I only ship to US addresses.
Action figures sold separately. Add toner. All models over 18 years of age.
All rights reserved. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. An equal
opportunity employer. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is
unintentional and purely coincidental. Apply only to affected area. Approved
for veterans. As seen on TV. At participating locations only. Do not put
head over tube. Avoid contact with mucous membranes. Avoid contact with
skin. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Batteries
not included. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Beware of dog. Booths
for two or more. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. This
film has been modified from its original version and has been formatted to
fit your screen. (How did they know the size of my screen?) Call toll free
number before digging. Caveat emptor. Contents under pressure. Do not walk.
No parking 4-6PM. Check here if tax deductible. Close cover before striking.
Colors may fade. Do not try this at home. Contains a substantial amount of
non-tobacco ingredients. Contents may settle during shipment. Contestants
have been briefed on some questions before the show. Disclaimer does not
cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake,
flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage
from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line
voltage, mechanical or electrical derangement, missing or altered serial
numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear
blasts, customer adjustments that are not covered in this disclaimer, and
incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents,
leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, paranoid
nicotine addicts, flying projectiles, strikes, riots or civil commotion,
war, insurrection (either de facto or de jure) or dropping the item. Do not
bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Do not place near flammable or magnetic
source. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. Do not use while
operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Opinions given are not
necessarily those of the author. Do not write below this line. Documents are
provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. Don't quote me
on anything. Don't quote me on that. We collect no personal information
about you. Driver does not carry cash. By posting messages, uploading files,
inputting data, sending content and artwork to the Company or engaging in
any other form of communication (individually or collectively
"Communications") to the Company Web Site, you hereby grant to Company a
perpetual, worldwide, irrevocable, unrestricted, non-exclusive, royalty free
license to use, copy, license, sublicense, adapt, distribute, display,
publicly perform, reproduce, transmit, modify, edit and otherwise exploit
such Communications, in all media now known or hereafter developed. Drop in
any mailbox. Edited for television. Employees and their families are not
eligible. Falling rock. Unauthorized attempts to upload or change
information; to defeat or circumvent security measures; or to utilize this
system for other than its intended purposes are prohibited. First pull up,
then pull down. Flames redirected to /dev/null. For a limited time only. For
external use only. We may enter the information you send into an electronic
database, to share with our attorneys and investigators involved in law
enforcement or policy-making and with our advertisers. For off-road use
only. For office use only. For recreational use only. Do not disturb.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low
heat. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use.
If condition persists, consult your physician. If defects are discovered, do
not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service
center. Translations of any materials into language other than English is
intended solely as a convenience to the non-English-reading public. If
ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a doctor.
Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Keep away from
sunlight, pets, and small children. Keep cool; process promptly. Limit
one-per-family, please. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt
delivery. List at least two alternate dates. List each check separately by
bank number. List was current at time of printing. Lost ticket pays maximum
rate. May be too intense for some viewers. Must be 18 to enter. Must be this
high to ride. No Canadian coins. No alcohol, dogs or horses. Do not sit on
changing table. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. No animals were
harmed in the production of these documents. No money down. No other
warranty expressed or implied. No passes accepted for this engagement. No
postage necessary if mailed in the United States. No preservatives added. No
purchase necessary. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavor added. No
shoes, no shirt, no service, no kidding. No solicitors. No substitutions
allowed. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. No
user-serviceable parts inside. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse.
Not recommended for children. Not responsible for direct, indirect,
incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or
failure to perform. Not the Beatles. Objects in mirror may be closer than
they appear. A "toy Yoda" is not to be confused with a Toyota. Privacy not
assured. Do not allow children to play in dryers. Fines double in work
zones. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. No ticket, no laundry.
Other copyright laws for specific entries apply wherever noted. Other
restrictions may apply. Package sold by weight, not volume. Parental
advisory - explicit lyrics. Penalty for private use. Place stamp here.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Possible
penalties for early withdrawal. Post office will not deliver without
postage. Beverages labeled "Hot" may be hot. Postage will be paid by
addressee. Prerecorded for this time zone. Please remain seated until this
aircraft has made a full and complete stop. Please keep your arms inside the
car at all times. Price does not include taxes. Processed at location
stamped in code at top of carton. You have the right to remain silent. This
is a "No Smoking" flight. Quantities are limited while supplies last. Read
at your own risk. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Replace with same type. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Restaurant
package, not for resale. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file,
unable to forward. Ribbed for your pleasure. Please pick up after your pet.
This site is protected by various provisions of Title 18, U.S. Code. Safety
goggles may be required during use. Sanitized for your protection. Sealed
for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken. If a copyright
is indicated on a photo, graphic, or any other material, permission to copy
these materials must be obtained from the original source. See label for
sequence. Shading within a garment may occur. Sign here without admitting
guilt. Simulated picture. For site security purposes and to ensure that this
service remains available to all users, we employ software programs to
monitor traffic to identify unauthorized attempts to upload or change
information, or otherwise cause damage. In the event of authorized law
enforcement investigations, and pursuant to any required legal process,
information from these sources may be used to help identify an individual.
Slightly enlarged to show detail. Slightly higher west of the Rockies.
Slippery when wet. Smoking these may be hazardous to your health. Reference
here to any specific commercial products, process, service, manufacturer, or
company does not constitute its endorsement or recommendation by the U.S.
Government or HHS. Some assembly required. Do not send cash. Some equipment
shown is optional. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear
for identification purposes only. Remove foil before insertion. Subject to
FCC approval. You must be present to win. Subject to change without notice.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal, including possible loss of
consortium. Text may contain material some readers may find objectionable,
parental guidance is advised. The information provided using this web site
is only intended to be general summary information to the public. It is not
intended to take the place of either the written law or regulations. Text
used in these documents is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic
particles. This is not an offer to sell securities. Not valid in Texas. This
offer is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. This product
is meant for educational purposes only. Times approximate. Unix is a
registered trademark of AT&T. Use only as directed. Use only in a
well-ventilated area. User assumes full liabilities. Void where prohibited.
We have sent the forms that seem right for you. You need not be present to
win. Your canceled check is your receipt. Your mileage may vary.
While buying a part for my "other" bike on eBay today, I saw that the following warnings were included. Holy cow! How times have changed.
If you have not installed one of these in the past you will need 2 of part number 51 16 7 655 592 LOCKING PIN about 5 bucks each.
No Reserve, I only ship to US addresses.
Action figures sold separately. Add toner. All models over 18 years of age.
All rights reserved. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. An equal
opportunity employer. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is
unintentional and purely coincidental. Apply only to affected area. Approved
for veterans. As seen on TV. At participating locations only. Do not put
head over tube. Avoid contact with mucous membranes. Avoid contact with
skin. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Batteries
not included. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Beware of dog. Booths
for two or more. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. This
film has been modified from its original version and has been formatted to
fit your screen. (How did they know the size of my screen?) Call toll free
number before digging. Caveat emptor. Contents under pressure. Do not walk.
No parking 4-6PM. Check here if tax deductible. Close cover before striking.
Colors may fade. Do not try this at home. Contains a substantial amount of
non-tobacco ingredients. Contents may settle during shipment. Contestants
have been briefed on some questions before the show. Disclaimer does not
cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake,
flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage
from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line
voltage, mechanical or electrical derangement, missing or altered serial
numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear
blasts, customer adjustments that are not covered in this disclaimer, and
incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents,
leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, paranoid
nicotine addicts, flying projectiles, strikes, riots or civil commotion,
war, insurrection (either de facto or de jure) or dropping the item. Do not
bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Do not place near flammable or magnetic
source. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. Do not use while
operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Opinions given are not
necessarily those of the author. Do not write below this line. Documents are
provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. Don't quote me
on anything. Don't quote me on that. We collect no personal information
about you. Driver does not carry cash. By posting messages, uploading files,
inputting data, sending content and artwork to the Company or engaging in
any other form of communication (individually or collectively
"Communications") to the Company Web Site, you hereby grant to Company a
perpetual, worldwide, irrevocable, unrestricted, non-exclusive, royalty free
license to use, copy, license, sublicense, adapt, distribute, display,
publicly perform, reproduce, transmit, modify, edit and otherwise exploit
such Communications, in all media now known or hereafter developed. Drop in
any mailbox. Edited for television. Employees and their families are not
eligible. Falling rock. Unauthorized attempts to upload or change
information; to defeat or circumvent security measures; or to utilize this
system for other than its intended purposes are prohibited. First pull up,
then pull down. Flames redirected to /dev/null. For a limited time only. For
external use only. We may enter the information you send into an electronic
database, to share with our attorneys and investigators involved in law
enforcement or policy-making and with our advertisers. For off-road use
only. For office use only. For recreational use only. Do not disturb.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low
heat. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use.
If condition persists, consult your physician. If defects are discovered, do
not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service
center. Translations of any materials into language other than English is
intended solely as a convenience to the non-English-reading public. If
ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a doctor.
Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Keep away from
sunlight, pets, and small children. Keep cool; process promptly. Limit
one-per-family, please. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt
delivery. List at least two alternate dates. List each check separately by
bank number. List was current at time of printing. Lost ticket pays maximum
rate. May be too intense for some viewers. Must be 18 to enter. Must be this
high to ride. No Canadian coins. No alcohol, dogs or horses. Do not sit on
changing table. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. No animals were
harmed in the production of these documents. No money down. No other
warranty expressed or implied. No passes accepted for this engagement. No
postage necessary if mailed in the United States. No preservatives added. No
purchase necessary. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavor added. No
shoes, no shirt, no service, no kidding. No solicitors. No substitutions
allowed. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. No
user-serviceable parts inside. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse.
Not recommended for children. Not responsible for direct, indirect,
incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or
failure to perform. Not the Beatles. Objects in mirror may be closer than
they appear. A "toy Yoda" is not to be confused with a Toyota. Privacy not
assured. Do not allow children to play in dryers. Fines double in work
zones. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. No ticket, no laundry.
Other copyright laws for specific entries apply wherever noted. Other
restrictions may apply. Package sold by weight, not volume. Parental
advisory - explicit lyrics. Penalty for private use. Place stamp here.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Possible
penalties for early withdrawal. Post office will not deliver without
postage. Beverages labeled "Hot" may be hot. Postage will be paid by
addressee. Prerecorded for this time zone. Please remain seated until this
aircraft has made a full and complete stop. Please keep your arms inside the
car at all times. Price does not include taxes. Processed at location
stamped in code at top of carton. You have the right to remain silent. This
is a "No Smoking" flight. Quantities are limited while supplies last. Read
at your own risk. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Replace with same type. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Restaurant
package, not for resale. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file,
unable to forward. Ribbed for your pleasure. Please pick up after your pet.
This site is protected by various provisions of Title 18, U.S. Code. Safety
goggles may be required during use. Sanitized for your protection. Sealed
for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken. If a copyright
is indicated on a photo, graphic, or any other material, permission to copy
these materials must be obtained from the original source. See label for
sequence. Shading within a garment may occur. Sign here without admitting
guilt. Simulated picture. For site security purposes and to ensure that this
service remains available to all users, we employ software programs to
monitor traffic to identify unauthorized attempts to upload or change
information, or otherwise cause damage. In the event of authorized law
enforcement investigations, and pursuant to any required legal process,
information from these sources may be used to help identify an individual.
Slightly enlarged to show detail. Slightly higher west of the Rockies.
Slippery when wet. Smoking these may be hazardous to your health. Reference
here to any specific commercial products, process, service, manufacturer, or
company does not constitute its endorsement or recommendation by the U.S.
Government or HHS. Some assembly required. Do not send cash. Some equipment
shown is optional. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear
for identification purposes only. Remove foil before insertion. Subject to
FCC approval. You must be present to win. Subject to change without notice.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal, including possible loss of
consortium. Text may contain material some readers may find objectionable,
parental guidance is advised. The information provided using this web site
is only intended to be general summary information to the public. It is not
intended to take the place of either the written law or regulations. Text
used in these documents is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic
particles. This is not an offer to sell securities. Not valid in Texas. This
offer is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. This product
is meant for educational purposes only. Times approximate. Unix is a
registered trademark of AT&T. Use only as directed. Use only in a
well-ventilated area. User assumes full liabilities. Void where prohibited.
We have sent the forms that seem right for you. You need not be present to
win. Your canceled check is your receipt. Your mileage may vary.
