Glad you're still here to talk about it brother.
Obviously didn't damage your balls since getting back on a bike after that must have taken some doing.
I bought the Rock 6 months to the day after the crash, now I had not ridden or even driven since then, because of my eye surgery to take out a blood clot in the left eye. So the wife and I were coming back from the follow-up visit to the doctor after my eye surgery and my boss had told me about an RIII at the local Honda dealer. I convince the wife that we need to go by and check it out, as I had not seen one in person and she had not even seen a picture of one. So we're there at the Honda dealer and after she gets through looking at the Gold Wing trikes, I get her to come over and look at the Rock. She is impressed with it and tells me if I can get my leg over it I can buy it, we had just gotten the check from the other driver's insurance for my Warrior. I lean and struggle and finally get my busted up, gimp leg over the bike and sit on it and immediately I'm smitten, everything fit just right. So we buy the bike and the salesman that sold it to us has to ride it home for me.
We had driven my Mom's Grand Cherokee to the Doctor's because the wife's F-350 wouldn't fit in the parking garage, so we take it back to her work and pick up Teresa's truck. I tell T that since it's only 5 miles to the house that I would like to try to drive, she reluctantly agrees, and we're off. After arriving at the house again and looking at the new Rocket for what seemed like an eternity I told T that I wished we had stopped and gotten something to eat. She agreed that she was hungry as well and said, "Get in the truck." I told her, "Nah, I think I'd like to try to ride the bike." She gets our helmets and says, "C'mon." I tell her that I probably need to ride it around the block first and see if I can even hold the **** thing up when I come to a stop. She said OK and watched me ride over the hill in the neighborhood. I live in a small neighborhood, maybe 1/2 a mile total and when I get back to the house, she smiles at me and gets on the back of the bike with me. And we go to town to eat. Upon leaving the restaurant, we pull out on the main highway and there is a car making an illegal U-turn at the light, so I decide to put a little distance between us. I roll on the throttle in first and when I shifted into second the front end came up and I carried it far enough for her to notice and jab me in the ribs. Then at another light farther down the same road, another driver was gawking at the Rock and **** near rear ended another car.
Now I tell that story to say this; It took a lot for me to get back on a bike, but having ridden since I was a wee lad of about 5, I could not imagine going the rest of my life never riding again. I had thought long and hard about what it would be like getting back on after laying in a coma for 2 weeks, and the family not knowing whether or not I was going to live. I'd have to say it took a big set to get back on. But, what does it say about the woman that got back on the back of the bike with me? One of two things I believe, either she loves me and trust me very much or she has a bigger set than I do.