I remember on one of my trips to and from Phillip Island for the bike races, we stopped at a small garage for petrol and a bite to eat.
One of my mates wanted to get some oil, and where we were sitting in the cafe there was a big sign on the wall advertising "Vernalis Oil". The girl serving was a real stunner with big breasts and long legs. Anyway, my mate went to the counter to get some oil, and having trouble averting his eyes from this girl, he asked for a container of "vagines oil", we all heard this a it just broke us up, took some time to compose ourselves.