Pass the hat around, you generous Aussies, you, and I'll be there in a flash. You need a Yank to break up the monotony, IMO, and, trust me, I am usually the life of the party. Just say the word, arrange for a charitable airlift and I'll renew my passport tomorrow so that I can join in the festivities!
Besides, Hans has been dying to ***** slap me for awhile now and this would present the perfect opportunity for him to make me the ritual sacrifice around a good bonfire!