Real pirates fly under the radar. Time to fire up TAILS. And there's always a risk they might deport me - "No, your honor, please - not marsupials". Still I was born in pirate country.
If you wear cooling products in the Southern part of Texas you don't have to soak them first. Just stand outside in the shade it'll be soaked in 3-5 minutes. The only thing I've found to work reliably is Speed Another reason we need lanesharing in Tx