Good night.

Is your house little and on the prairie too? 'Good night John-boy'.
While we're referencing old shows...
Last week I was sitting in the waiting room at the Dr's office. I tried to quietly and politely tell the lady sitting across from me that she might want to close her legs a little, because I could see her slip. She got upset, and loudly said, IT'S A PETTICOAT! I said, we'll in that case, I can see the junction...
And Uncle Joe needs a shave.
 
Did you ever see the Brazilian take-off of that show, and its spin-off Pink Acres?


Petticoat Junction - Wikipedia
 
What AFL game is on tonight? Oh, I see. It is that secondary code.
 
Nah, no Googlefoo used for that! See what happens when you rely on grog free de-ethylated brain cells before the miracle post 5:00PM rejuvenation occurs. The brain is about to be happy, so now its the liver's turn to whinge!

Don't blame me, Bucko!
Too much time spent upside down is your best excuse.
 
That is the problem with the modern day world far toooooo much TV and do not blame us Scots for inventing it as we never forced you to park your arse on a seat to watch it.
In the good old days as soon as the sun came up we were out chasing sheep until the sun went down and believe you me by that time you were to tired to put two bob in the TV(does that last one ring a bell with anyone.)
 

As usual we flogged you lot there too - Television in Australia - Wikipedia



Your two Bobs (shillings) rings a bell here for you poor highly taxed UK citizens, but Steve would still be trying shove a couple of Daryls in to the TV gasometer if he got into a Scots time machine.

I think we sold one of our old ABC TV shows to your networks as a Scots 'soft ****' show, similar to this - ( Dog trials attract greater interest from women and city dwellers )