Getting Xmas out the Way

[scot in exile]

Merry Christmas A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly ****ers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2015, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a ****ed up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or **** farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're ****ing special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother ****er! Merry Christmas

 

[HansO]

Thanks Mate !!!!!!!!!!! Same to You Buddy
Heres a link to Santa
SANTA CLAUS AT CLAUS.COM

 

[Paul Bryant]

Right back at ya yee old Scotsman !

 

[Ishrub]

Merry Christmas A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly ****ers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2015, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a ****ed up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or **** farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're ****ing special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother ****er! Merry Christmas

Geewhiz 'Brother from a different Father' or was that 'Brother from a different Mother' , Mum said all the 'family' will be here this year. My reading has improved heaps this year but you keep trying to trick me with all them '****' words, are they 'twinkle, twinkle, little stars'? Does this mean you wont be coming for Xmas? I just finished cleaning the windows for the festive season this morning and nearly choked on my crayon treat reward. I was really looking forward to us mooing, grunting and baahing as we 'played' being farm animal together again. Daisy and Molly will be rolling in their graves.

 

[TRIIICK]

Merry Christmas..Happy New Year..Ho Ho Ho ......!