Forked Tongue?

Wrong answer. You can run but can't hide. The law has birds in the sky. Your time is going to come. Got a good friend that thought the same. Two patrol cars showed up at are employer and hold his happy ass to jail. He is still doing time. They got his plate before he hit it. Took about a week but The ten by five photos ****ed him. Really having second thoughts about you.
 

Glad they never caught me lol
 
I went out for just a leisurely ride today. I was pretty good till the return and got on I-15 North. Just so happened that two semis were blocking the two lanes. When I got the chance I finally pushed ahead when a third lane opened up at an on ramp (I was waiting for it. ) Then some cager had the nerve to try and out do me. I let him get within about 200 feet, then hammered it till my exit. Don't know where he went! Did about 2 miles between 100-120 MPH. Everytime I do that I say never again. but dang....
 

politician's steel from us everyday and get away with it! We go a bit over the speed limit and we get a felony charge?
 
i'm too bloody decent and correct...good living.... no booze...dont tell lies...dont look at girls bums..or camel toes...dont like going fast...never get a boner thinking about gorgeous fannies!!!......oh bugger!...i'll be back in a mo!!!


Well I pretty sure that that's a load of horse manure.

Apart from the the last line.