Crazy but true

[Nat67]

Now that's funny. Let's say it is long enough to have kept my arm stiff for almost 7 years now...

That sir , is a very fine rod !

 

[1olbull]

Now that's funny. Let's say it is long enough to have kept my arm stiff for almost 7 years now...

How the heck can you swim distance with THAT?!?!?
I shoulda sent more money . . . .

 

[Ishrub]

stiff for seven years that's a long time
they say to get help after 4 hours i always try to find the best looking nurse to help solve that problem

It wasn't like that the last time I was at risk of a boner during a medical procedure. While the boarding school nurse was doing a health check including hernia 'cup and cough' the old matron stood ready with a wooden tongue depressor to 'treat' any 'elevations'. Very effective distraction and I only heard of one or two who needed a 'woody whack' .

Weirdly my Mum plays bridge with the same now 90+ Matron and she still remembers me bringing back a new strain of Flu from Chile after the mid year holiday with a 104* fever and being placed in a bath with ice cubes. The sickbay was over-run for months as it worked its way through the 120 boarders and then the 600 day kids and staff, eventually forcing the school to end its following semester early and send all the kids home.

I've always been popular

 

[Boog]

them screws going through that bone and sticking out looks like it would painful?

One learns to adapt and live with it...

 

[Boog]

How the heck can you swim distance with THAT?!?!?
I shoulda sent more money . . . .

The man said adapt and over come...

And that's why they put me in the adaptive athlete category.

 

[1olbull]

The man said adapt and over come...
And that's why they put me in the adaptive athlete category.

Well Amigo, I be ready to adapt my butt to a Rocket and overcome some slab to Spearfish!
You take care and do us proud, ya squid!