Checking out Triumph's Triple...

Call the police! There is a bandit stealing most of peoples' pants! I'll be honest, no matter the situation, as soon as a beautiful woman gets on a motorcycle with that much skin exposed, my hypothetical dangle-downs shrivel. Skin=good. Bits of gravel embedded in your backside=bad.
 
"FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR" i'll take a six pack thanks...........