Houston, we have a problem.
The dyno shop phoned up this evening to tell me the bike has a coolant leak and leaked coolant on the dyno. OK so my run of bad luck continues; 4th thing to go wrong in 0 miles, after a few thousand miles of zero problems since the build.
Also, they told me that there is nowhere to put their AFR gauge, that I need to cut & weld a bung into the exhaust.
I pointed out that the 3 other times I was at the dyno, they simply dropped their sniffer rod into one of the cans.
Oh yeah but there are 2 cans so exhaust can go out either one and they only have 1 AFR gauge so I'm gonna need a bung just after the headers.
OK I says, if you take a look, there is one there already - as there is a big illuminated AFR gauge mounted on the handlebar.
Ehm uhm ehm I think you better talk to the boss when you come to collect it.
Right fine.
Oh yes and the 3rd problem - the bike wouldn't cool down, it wouldn't go below 95°C, even with all the dyno fans going.
I said the bike runs hot, they're known for it, I've done thousands of miles and it's never overheated, it's fine, drive on.. actually hang about - how was it on the dyno long enough to get that hot when it was leaking coolant all over the dyno and you had to stop?
So reading between the lines, including how I had to wait a few months for a slot - it looks like they just don't want to dyno this bike?
I've to go spend more money now on a van to collect it, and have nothing to show for it. At least when I'm there I can corner 'the boss' and get some answers.
Will pretty much ask him straight up, why don't you want to work on this bike.
And meanwhile, find someone else with a dyno who knows what they're doing, because that's where this is going!
This week has been a trifle disappointing...