Brought a tear to a Scotsmans eye

[barbagris]

You guys this side of the pond should all be thanking me, not just for sending the boats over but as I have said before if it was not for a Scotsman effing a buffalo you would not have any Yanks.

Of course they will still have to contend with the issue of how Scotsmen came to be. Don't blame the English - certainly not post Hadrian.

 

[Nat67]

You guys this side of the pond should all be thanking me, not just for sending the boats over but as I have said before if it was not for a Scotsman effing a buffalo you would not have any Yanks.

 

[Tal]

...well you know dont you that the Scots and the Iriish landed in America in the late 1700's with their wee stills...proceeded to farm small areas...turned their corn into whiskey cos they could get more "Money value" on their pack Horses...Govt put taxes on it so they did it at night so as not to get noticed by the smoke..hence "Moonshiners"...got their cobbers to take it to town to sell in their high boots...hence "Bootleggers"
When the cops got cars the moonshiners got cars to outrun them...fiddled with the carburetors and got faster...raced their cars in the weekends and started 'Nascar"
...............how did i get started on that?

 

[scot in exile]

WTF Nascar if the cops would just stay still(pardon the pun) they would have caught the moonshiners -- all they do is left turns so they will end where they started.

 

[Tal]

all they do is left turns so they will end where they started.

...right...but they didnt want to catch them...just race them!!

 

[1olbull]

You guys this side of the pond should all be thanking me, not just for sending the boats over but as I have said before if it was not for a Scotsman effing a buffalo you would not have any Yanks.

Ouch!
Who came here from Scotland?
So, your women look like buffalo?
We have no buffalo here. You most likely misidentified and "effed" a goat!

 

[scot in exile]

Ouch!
Who came here from Scotland?
So, your women look like buffalo?
We have no buffalo here. You most likely misidentified and "effed" a goat!

Legend said that it was a buffalo but it was really a horny bison, the first time I ever saw a woman as big as a Bison was when I came to N America

 

[Mighty Mouse]

Legend said that it was a buffalo but it was really a horny bison, the first time I ever saw a woman as big as a Bison was when I came to N America

FYI: The 'North American Bison' seem to congregate in and around most Walmart's. I realize you are partial to goats so this is just a heads up.

 

[Tripps]

Legend said that it was a buffalo but it was really a horny bison, the first time I ever saw a woman as big as a Bison was when I came to N America

You're dating yourself, it must have been a long time ago, they're elephant sized now.

 

[Ishrub]

Legend said that it was a buffalo but it was really a horny bison, the first time I ever saw a woman as big as a Bison was when I came to N America

You're dating yourself, it must have been a long time ago, they're elephant sized now.

It was a VERY, VERY long time ago, and he might have gone to the wrong sort of bars seeking company when he first arrived Stateside. He knew men had beards like they did back home, so being from a logical race he assumed the ugly buffs in frocks were female when they were just there for 'Horny Hearts' night.

What could go wrong with a hot biker chick?