A Real Mans Football is Aussie Rules, you have to be fit strong and athletic with a lot of endurance, Soccer or the original Football as it is know is right behind it where again it is not about brawn but athletic fitness and endurance the only thing I don't like is the way they al but kiss one another after a goal, Grid Iron football confuses me to hell why do you need two teams- 1 for offence and 1 for defence why not have one team that can do it all and get rid of that over the top enormous padding, come on guys have to time the guys under it are tiny, here we go ... I'll cop a bashing from some of the east coast Aussies for this and that is Rugby league is an interesting sport but it is all about brawn and seeing how much you can touch up (hence it I also known as Sniff and Tickle) the other guy then you have Rugby Union they are even worse they like jump on top of each other a to really get a feel and a sniff and tickle.
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apart from the top three lines which were truthfull the rest is just a bit of fun l rarely watch any kind of football on tv whilst watch in live at field is always more exciting except I can't comment on grid iron as I have never watched it live but when I have attempted to watch on tv I end up switch over in from being confused why as soon as the guys have done a bit of work they come of for a rest and the other half of the team go out to play, if I ever get back over to the states I will have to make attempt to actually go and see a game live