Wife called me a Hooligan

[Claviger]

So it's 51f outside, and sunny, so the curvy street up to my house is fun I came off a corner at around 60 in 2nd and ripped it open to redline riding a beautiful power wheelie. Turn up my street, pull in to the driveway, and wifey pulls in about 1 minute later.

First thing out of her mouth:

"You're a ****ing hooligan"

Apparently she was at the little cafe overlooking that corner I came screaming out of buwahhahaha. I was smiling.

 

[scot in exile]

In a residential neighborhood???????? you will be a jailed hooligan if you are not careful

 

[Dr.D]

Women love bad boys. Ask her if she’d rather have a ball-less androgynous wimp for a husband. When she says no remind her you’re a real macho bravado type of guy just like she wants.

 

[Tal]

Nice!!...

 

[Mittzy]

My wife has called me far worse lol

 

[Tal]

i get "Bloody Cowboy!"...

 

[Baloo]

I get "you ****** **** **** ***** ***** **** *******" and it seems the same regardless of what I do. So nowadays I do as I please. Never gonna get permission so look for forgiveness. Never had that either but one day I might.

 

[barbagris]

In a residential neighborhood???????? you will be a jailed hooligan if you are not careful

And of course if anybody felt their life (or that of others like their kids) was at risk - they might shoot you. Dead Hooligan.

 

[1olbull]

So it's 51f outside, and sunny, so the curvy street up to my house is fun I came off a corner at around 60 in 2nd and ripped it open to redline riding a beautiful power wheelie. Turn up my street, pull in to the driveway, and wifey pulls in about 1 minute later.

First thing out of her mouth:

"You're a ****ing hooligan"

Apparently she was at the little cafe overlooking that corner I came screaming out of buwahhahaha. I was smiling.

Rob,
The smart ones learn the lingo fast!
Now teach her, "fang".

 

[mr hunt]

Front rubber on tarmac means more wear means more $ spent on bike means less $ to spend on you 'insert name of relevant sweetheart'.

I notice you indicated wheelie and not power slide further reinforcing the above argument.

You are not a hooligan...you are a romantic fella making every little bit count for the woman he loves