I actually changed my name once, years ago, when pissed off at work.
It cost me $75 at the time to make it legally "Detective Dilligas".
Twas well worth it for the admin turmoil and hand wringing it caused.
My favorite coffee mug is black with a single white word - "GLOCK".
hey tex..those mugs in your background pic?..we got the same ones in our cupboard..all they do is take up space..anyhoo, my favorite coffee mug says Amtrak..30 years, got a pension and a coffee mug..works for me.