Two of my favorite things

Laser treatment sir. I'm getting it done when I'm 30 and got enough money , it's horrible not seeing and wearing glasses pisses me off and make me wobble and feel I'm in my own bubble shut away from society well I won't have that. Everything is one big fuzz and blur ... horrible just horrible... us blinds gotta stick together
 
Shooting uphill and downhill do require totally different levels of hold over and hold under its true !
I was once rudely awakened about 7.30 one Sabbath by a team of woodsmen clearing trees in the car park behind my house , one guy was stood with his back to me cutting the logs at a range of about 80 yards, I thought I would try and bounce a paint ball off his helmet and on getting his attention , tell em to shut the **** up ! After allowing for windage , elevation and the coreolius effect , I sent a .58 paintball through the 2inch gap of my upstairs window . I'm buggered if I hit the only bare patch of skin on his body , about a 2inch square patch on the nape of his neck just bellow the rim of his hard hat , it floored him over his saw horse ! After tracing the path of the shot back to my bathroom window , all three of them came marching round to my door . I'm glad they decided to sort it like men , coz had they called the police I would have been carted off for sure ! Those guys are still friends of mine to this day and whenever we meet , we recount the story and what an awesome shot it actually was !