Some things never change

[hvacnr]

My hair didn't retreat it abandoned the field

 

[captain jack]

The Lord only made a few perfect heads, - the rest he covered in hair.

 

[captain jack]

That makes life a little cold on the rainy days doesn't it Jack ?

Rain just rolls off! Cooling in summer though

 

[Mittzy]

My kids say that I have a never ending cheek, buggers

 

[breeze]

I heard awhile back if you go bald in front you are a thinker ,if you go bald in back you are a lover, if you go bald all over you think you are a lover

 

[TriumPhil]

Red heads and red bikes. Oh yeah mine is a nice shade of gray/white now days too...

I just call my hair color pink nowadays. Mostly white mixed with remnants of my former red-headed glory days.

 

[idk]

Grey hair is better than no hair. (If you repeat it often enough it becomes true.)

 

[R3Tex]

I always said I don't care if it turns grey as long as it doesn't turn loose...now I shave it all off cuz I can't be bothered to comb it

 

[hvacnr]

What's a Comb?

 

[1olbull]

What's a Comb?

Pretty sure it's a farm implement!