I know not his name but saw he was not lame.
Believing that hidden inside the cane was a knife, I feared for my life.
In the spat, off came the hat.
And with red hair flowing, I could tell it was a dame.
Not needing a 3rd crazy arse wife, off the bridge did she go - hence ending my strife.
Oh what a shame that I could not solve the riddle for fortune or fame.
Inspired by actual cane knives Turbo200R4 & I were looking at in a store window in Tombstone AZ.