Hi.. nice bike...A joke for you....
A bloke walks up to the reception at a veterinary's surgery in Barnsley.. Receptionist: Can I help you?
Bloke: I want ter know ow much it'd be ter get mi cat seen to.
Receptionist: Well the prices vary depending on the age, condition and gender of the cat. Is it a tom?
Bloke: No, I browt it wi me