G'day Rocket Captains

I had a chick that rode her own bike once ... was a dead set pain in the arse. She was either tearing off ( usually straight into a radar trap) or that far behind you could hardly see her headlight. Sure none of you ladies are like that but she f#ckin was !!!.. Was glad to see the back of her and her poxy 1200 Sportster
 
Mate of mine refused to try to keep up on his farking harley, even if I slowed down - he'd just drop back further. Annoyed the crap out of me. He's lucky I was looking in my mirror in time to see him air borne when he stacked it otherwise he'd still be lying there. Hopefully Amanda won't be like that; she drives just like I do and is only worried at the moment about having zero points. Don't think she's too likely to hair off in front of me though . The Sportster should have given you a clue.....
 

Now that's friggin funny!!
 

**** me EM;

Read that started laughing, went to coughing, then the tears, couldn't breath, nearly blacked out, barely recovered and I had to read it again.

Yep says it all though.
 

G'day tdragger;

You've reinforced to the Mrs what I have said but I have to give her credit, keen as mustard but definitely listens not a smart arse by any means. Besides this girl will even get in and help with any work one is doing on the bike or 4WD's for that mater, best bloody parts cleaner and washer you ever seen.
 

G'day Ponters;

Lived in Victoria for 30 years and when we get down there will drop you a line, countery & a rumbo a definite mate. Been away from down south so long a ride to a few goods spots would be great especially as Cathy hasn't seen much of Victoria. Next trip down want be until after new year but have a few rocketeers we want to drop in a see on the way down and on the way home.

Last 4 times we have been down south have been good but was all family time can't wait to get Cath down for a good trip around.
 

Mr's been on the back tomcat so she knows how I ride, that's her lesson in keeping up, I'll wait whilst I get fuel a have a smoke but then that's it. I'll have patience for a few rides so she can ditch the trainer wheels, if she can't twist it far enough by then well she can leave the day before me and I'll catch her up in a couple of hours
 
Hey Ponters, thanks for the invite, plan to head down south next year for a trip, have done a few quick trips down to Melbourne but in the car and for family reasons so our next trip down there will be one for us and intend to make it a good one!!!

Thanks for the advice tdragger, Me and the big fella have already talked about what bike I will start out on, Im quite happy to work my way up instead of being an idiot and going out of my league and will most definately be doing the safety course. The big fella rekons he will have me riding the rocket one day, just not sure what day that will be coz I got to get his arse off it first....lol