Bound to happen sooner or later...

I've got a set of miniature handcuffs as a key ring for my Speed Triple .. really really hard to stick to speed limits on that f#ckin thing i'll tell you.
As was said If you weigh up the occasional ticket against all the times you've got away with it .. you're laughing I reckon
 
I'm glad to see that you can have a bit of a sense of humor about it; "Be Safe"
 
Show up to court in person and plead guilty. Around here it would get you a defective speedometer violation, half the fine, and 0 to 1 points. The judge is going to look at the ticket and see 10 over, that you haven't had a ticket in a long time, and cut you a break. That's my guess. :0
 
Yeah, but you have a "get out of gaol free" badge.

True that be! I must also shamefully admit it has likely saved me a hundred or more pinches since then.
HYPOCRITE be me.
 
I won't comment on my driving record, but before the points system was in force unless you committed some horrific offense you just paid the fine and all was good, 40 years of driving multi combination heavy vehicles and lots of regulations it's not hard to rack up a fewwhitstling:dozen) offences,
 
So then, riding at the rear increases the odds, Amigo???

the one in the back takes the heat starts weaving and when he gets pulled over he tells the police he has a bee up his pants