Yes, I'm a stalker

[Ishrub]

One of my old girlfriends said I was a stalker , well she wasn't actually my girlfriend

Does that mean you married her?

I once had a a 'high maintenance' classic ditzy 'bimbo' office co-worker I supervised for a short while. Nicole had a cosmetic beauty case the size of a bragging fishing lure collector's tackle box that she took to the bathroom with her at least 6 times a day. She split from her flashy rich property developer/real estate agent ex-boyfriend who wouldn't or couldn't take 'no' for an answer. He used to follow her around, sing to her late at night from the street, bought her a little red convertable wrapped with ribbon and ring work all the time - the whole box and dice. She asked me to vet her calls and not let him through to her, it was a real PITA. Needless to say she married him later for a few years anyway - was always a 'bimbo' but eventually brightened up, never had kids with him and made a fortune on exiting the marriage.

 

[cusso ken]

Does that mean you married her?

I once had a a 'high maintenance' classic ditzy 'bimbo' office co-worker I supervised for a short while. Nicole had a cosmetic beauty case the size of a bragging fishing lure collector's tackle box that she took to the bathroom with her at least 6 times a day. She split from her flashy rich property developer/real estate agent ex-boyfriend who wouldn't or couldn't take 'no' for an answer. He used to follow her around, sing to her late at night from the street, bought her a little red convertable wrapped with ribbon and ring work all the time - the whole box and dice. She asked me to vet her calls and not let him through to her, it was a real PITA. Needless to say she married him later for a few years anyway - was always a 'bimbo' but eventually brightened up, never had kids and made a fortune on exiting the marriage.

No in those days I was more of a catch and release Guy,

 

[JoseyR3Wales]

Why ? Because we can ! H-D typical question answer session.