Whats in your Water

[Gunshots]

Very Important Information......................
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of very carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

 

[busajack]

GS, AMEN to that.

 

[britman]

This bit is somewhat related. Reminds me of my much younger days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i621z2r3Wo

 

[Jamie]

Gunshot, that's one of the most intelligent posts I have read on this forum :bch:


If water were any good "as is" , why on earth would they try to fool us with fresh water, mineralized water, running water, pure mountain water, tap water, drinking water, soda water, etc.

That just does not hold water, does it?

 

[Ugarte]

"Whiskey is for drinkin', water is for fightin' over"--Mark Twain

 

[PianoMan]

Bartender's Question

My favorite line comes from W.C. Fields when he orders a scotch. The bartender asks if he'd like that with water and W.C. replies, " I don't drink water.... fish make love in it!"

 

[Ugarte]

My favorite line comes from W.C. Fields when he orders a scotch. The bartender asks if he'd like that with water and W.C. replies, " I don't drink water.... fish make love in it!"

He also has a problem with frozen water in this scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiN81fL4goo

 

[Sidecar Flip]

Little more tecknikal

My water has nothing in it. I inject H2o2 in the water as it comes from the well into the water system. H2o2 kills all the bacteria and living organisms in the water. I've had my water tested both by the county and independent testing labs and the results are always the same. No bacteria.

Remember one thing while we are on this subject, the poop subject........

When someone in the room you are in lets a stinker and you happen to smell it, in reality, the sensory receptors in your nose are actually responding to microscopic particles of the substance in the air, in this case, poop. So, when you get a whiff of a stinky one, you actually have **** in your nose and not your own, but someone else's.

Hows that for some useless information.

 

[wilbur-t]

When someone in the room you are in lets a stinker and you happen to smell it, in reality, the sensory receptors in your nose are actually responding to microscopic particles of the substance in the air, in this case, poop. So, when you get a whiff of a stinky one, you actually have **** in your nose and not your own, but someone else's.

I have a word for that, Flip. What you are inhaling are FARTICLES.