Want a ride little girl?

[T Evans]

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone,
from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up
beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks: "Hey there,
do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, " I will give you
$10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says: "I'm
feeling generous today! 'I'll give you 20 Bucks and a Big Bag of Candy
if you will just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride with me.
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad, You're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Rocket!
So ride it by yourself!"

 

[oldsprint03]

That's Good.

When I bought my Rocket III home, my youngest son(who is 20) said....whew....I thought you might get a Goldwing!!

oldsprint03

 

[snuffcityrider]

A little girl was eating a Twinkie while watching her father get a hair cut when the barber turned to her and said, "little girl, your gonna get hair on your twinkie" to which she said," I know, and I'm gonna grow breast too."

 

[flhtpi]

I knew exactly where this thread was going!