Russian Kalashnikov 1,100 lb bike

Don't know how they train nowadays but back in 1975 the United States Marine Corps was a firm believer in the three round burst. Along with another branch of the Navy.
 
I would rather die a shameful death then be caught riding something like that. That thing is ugly.
 
Looks too much like a Honda Ruin.
More of a 'Ruined' Ural Boxer twin by the look of the tappet covers than a Honda Rune. "155 MPH top speed" in a wind tunnel I reckon. That was before the 'aero' bits fly off by themselves. Luckily it will only accomplish half that on a good day, reducing risks to all and sundry including the big cheese himself.
 
Luckily it will only accomplish half that on a good day, reducing risks to all and sundry including the big cheese himself.
I wouldn't bank on it. Russian engineers are very good when not restricted on budget. It tends to be solid, bulletproof stuff - though often with rather solid aesthetics too. And I doubt Uncle Vladimir will cut budgets on his protection.

I have a small collection of Russian shootin' stuff. Solid, simple, ugly. But often technically innovative and designed to be repairable.

Function before Form.
 
well why bother riding one?
Very odd looking. Can't really call it a motorcycle. I don't see the motor. It might have one, but what engine? Honestly, the first 2 wheeler that I think is better suited for combat then cruising. The weight and balance look terrible...