Realizing your old!!

Not sure why, but it does seem to affect women more than men.
Menopause (often a cause of 'Man - STOP' men's boner deflator) leaches the calcium from women's bones much faster than men but neither gender lays it on like they used too!
 
It cuz having babies takes calcium from women. Sheesh. Y'all men can't think past your pecker. In some cases I'm sure that's not very far. I love messing with yall

That's right; having babies. My wife told me that when we were living in Japan and I asked her about it. Women also get bone density scans where we guys don't have to.

I'll just add this to my list of 50 Great Reasons for Being a Guy with Number 1 being: The world is our toilet.
 
 
Having a woman that age doing that for you, I'd give you the same advice they give people who walk a tightrope. Don't look down!
You just need to use the British Navy traditional short straw draw team building exercise - loser gets in the barrel with a hole in the side!
 
It cuz having babies takes calcium from women. Sheesh. Y'all men can't think past your pecker. In some cases I'm sure that's not very far. I love messing with yall

Plenty of nuns with serious osteoporosis - they cannot all be Virgin Marys - just sayin.