Realizing your old!!

[Mike Rocket]

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don’t forget.

They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. “You might want to write it down,” she said. The husband said, “No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream.”

She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. “Write it down,” she told him, and again he said, “No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.”

Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. “Write it down,” she told her husband and again he said, “No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.”

So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon.

The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, “Where’s the toast?”

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I found this as well:
Some of the most problematic devices have been subject to a knee replacement recall:

• Biomet Vanguard CR*
• DePuy LCS Knee Implant-Meniscal system*
• DePuy PFC Sigma Knee Systems*
• Smith & Nephew Oxinium Genesis II and Profix II*
• Smith & Nephew Journey Uni Tibial Baseplate*
• Stryker Scorpio CR and PS components*
• Stryker Duracon Total Knee*
• Stryker Unicompartmental Knee System*
• Zimmer NexGen CR-Flex femoral components
• Zimmer NexGen MIS Tibial components*
• Zimmer NexGen LPS-Flex femoral components*

I think the problem is almost nobody gets the optional grease zerks.

 

[rainman]

 

[EasTexRIII]

LOVE IT!!!!!

 

[Paul Bryant]

 

[Camulus]

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don’t forget.

They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. “You might want to write it down,” she said. The husband said, “No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream.”

She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. “Write it down,” she told him, and again he said, “No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.”

Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. “Write it down,” she told her husband and again he said, “No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.”

So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon.

The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, “Where’s the toast?”

MMMMMMMMMMM.............................bacon!