Realizing your old!!

Not sure why, but it does seem to affect women more than men.
Menopause (often a cause of 'Man - STOP' men's boner deflator;):eek::D) leaches the calcium from women's bones much faster than men but neither gender lays it on like they used too!;):D
 
It cuz having babies takes calcium from women. Sheesh. Y'all men can't think past your pecker. In some cases I'm sure that's not very far:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:. I love messing with yall

That's right; having babies. My wife told me that when we were living in Japan and I asked her about it. Women also get bone density scans where we guys don't have to.

I'll just add this to my list of 50 Great Reasons for Being a Guy with Number 1 being: The world is our toilet.
 
Luckily my mum who had her 87th on Sunday is still reasonably OK and does her 20 minutes exercises every morning, bending over and touching her palms to the ground still and then standing up straight again etc. She then does her 15 min walk around the block up and down steep slopes;):D .

If she keeps the training up I may enter her with a Zimmer frame as a 'ring in' in the great Aussie race fixing tradition like the infamous 'Fine Cotton'. All I'll need is a packet of blue/purple hair dye.

I'm hoping to get at least 5/1 from the 'bookies'.

Fine Cotton - Wikipedia
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Having a woman that age doing that for you, I'd give you the same advice they give people who walk a tightrope. Don't look down! :confused:
You just need to use the British Navy traditional short straw draw team building exercise - loser gets in the barrel with a hole in the side! ;):D:eek:
 
It cuz having babies takes calcium from women. Sheesh. Y'all men can't think past your pecker. In some cases I'm sure that's not very far:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:. I love messing with yall

Plenty of nuns with serious osteoporosis - they cannot all be Virgin Marys - just sayin.;):D
 
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