One year ago today

[Mittzy]

My wife says that I can be right or happy - you choose.

 

[breeze]

"I am the race horse - you are merely the jockey that rides me."
"I have the last words in all arguments - yes dear!"
"I wear the pants in this family - you just tell me when to unzip them!"
Thought I'd offer a few lines that have NOT worked for me over my past 39 years of connubial bliss.

"its my house to I worked to pay for it i:ll wear my shoes inside if I want"

 

[captain jack]

Are you absolutely sure you want to do this, go against the Mrs I mean, seems like a life sentence at best to me. Good idea though, you've got the best idea but you need to work on your sales technique. Good luck with it anyway.

 

[Jag]

Whatever I do does not matter because my better half is in the mist of (mentalpause) and everything makes her angry. I can't wait till she is thru it. Common sense, logic do not exist anymore in my house

 

[captain jack]

Nah! Your stuffed mate. A logical thought never passed through the head of a woman.