Let me be the first to officially promote you to Captain. Most of us are harmless and the rest are Aliens just waiting for the Mother Ship to come and take them back to the home planet.
Two things I've noticed about boogers.
1. It's real hard to throw one away
2. When you finally do.....they don't make any noise
George Carlin once said, " Wouldn't it be neat if all boogers were florescent. The only place you could put them where they wouldn't be seen was on a poster in a Head Shop".
Welcome Captain Booger. Feel at ease with the ear to ear grin. It grows on you immediately and is permanent for as long as you hold the rank of Captain
Thanks folks . . . pre****ate it. I'll see what I can dig up on the old pics.
Captain Booger eh? Has kind of a nice ring to it. It fits right in with the rest of the toys . . . my boat was dubbed the "Booger Float" . . heh.