OK I'm a douchbag!

cootertwo said:

I have this one particular little strip of a 4 lane divided highway, that has no side streets for about 1 mile. I make a left turn from a red light, and it's 2 lanes, for the 1 mile, uninterrupted, sorta. I've always used it to twist up my 04 Kaw ZRX1200r, and wind up my 06 hardly sportster. OK, I decided to take my 1 week old rocket roadster out for a spin, with no helmet, so's I can hear it run. When I get to my 1 mile strip, I turn left, and crack it on. Up ahead just a lil way's, is a cage, doing the 55 mph speed limit, "in the left lane". So's, I take the right lane. Well, I'm accelerating soooo fast, he sees those 2 big headlights coming up on him like a UFO, so he does the logical thing. He comes over to the right lane! By the time his right side tires crossed the center stripe, I was already next to his passenger door. And I got this stupid concrete curb on the edge of the pavement. I just kept the power on, and passed him with a couple of inches to spare, at well over 100 mph. I've never felt so stupid. I deserve an ass kickin, but I'm too old, and heal too slow. So I'm confessing here, for all to see. Gotta get used to that Rocket Power!

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