Neighbour

[rayjay]

I woke for the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a Pakistani guy sneaking
through next doors garden.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with
a shovel killing him instantly..he then began to dig a grave with the shovel.
Astonished i went back to bed..my wife said your shaking what is it.
You'll never believe what i've just seen..that bastard next door as still got my shovel


Ray

 

[HansO]

:bch::gp:

 

[scot in exile]

Your neighbour is not to smart, he should have stuffed him in your Goldwing suitcases would have saved him a lot of digging.