Neighbor calls cop on me today.

TheMadScientist

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I had an incident with a neighbor this evening. I live on a dirt road and the speed limit is 30 mph. She was probably going 65 when she went by my house. She is a habitual dumbass. So I get on my R3 and pull up in front of her house and sit there. She comes out and first thing out of her mouth is are you threatening me? I say no. I want to talk about consequences. If your negligent driving leads to you hitting and killing one of my kids I can't promise what I will do. She threatens to call the police. I say please do. She gets my tag number. I say why bother, you know where I live and give her my house number.

About 40 minutes go by and an officer show up at my door. At first he looks nervous then I invite him in and he relaxes. The first thing he asks me is "You own a Triumph?" Anyway this lady calls the cops telling them her life is in danger. The two officers of my home town are busy with a "real" call as the officer puts it. He had to come from several towns over about 35 miles away at high speed because he thinks somebody's life is in danger. He gets to her house he sees where I pull up. He sees my foot prints and that I never get off the bike. She tells the cop she works for a lawyer and knows the law and wants to press assault charges. He ask her did he threaten you? No not really. Was he raising his voice our yelling? No. Was he on your property? No. He tells her she can't press charges. She proceeds to tell the officer he doesn't know the law. He tells me not to worry but explains If I threaten to punch somebody and am capable of doing it and don't do it, that's assault! Well he was pissed that he put people's lives in danger for a bogus call. He wanted to talk about the Triumph. We walked out back to look at the Rocket. He loved it. He wants a speed triple but would consider a Rocket. I asked him what he had he said a Buell and Harley. When he said Harley he said it with disgust. I told him to sit on the Roc he said he shouldn't . He said she might come by and see him sitting on my bike.

The point of this story is our common interest in motorcycles made things easier. He told me some things that would make things easier kinda off the books. No worries.
 
You have to watch some of those North Florida girls, they can get a little crazy I worked at the Lake City VA some years ago, which was part of the North Florida/South Georgia VA Healthcare System. I still have an acre over by Keaton Beach.
 
what did cop say about driving well in excess of the posted speed limit, he should of given her a warning at least
someone once reported me for doing excessive speed (yes I was young and stupid once) in a suburban street (I was only doing 15km over) but the cops came by and gave me a warning
 
had a cop talk to me like that once,
I was in Oklahoma city at the Triumph dealer coming home on the hiway
when I spotted a bike up ahead on the interstate.
Just getting my bike back, and wanting to know what the other guy had,
I hit the throttle and was up on him in a flash and blew by him at quite a pace,
as I approached him I noticed the lightbar on his trunk so I let off the throttle.
I was still doing over a hundred as I zipped past with no throttle.
Naturally he hit the lights and pulled me over.
He was from Mississippi, so we had that in common,
and all he wanted to talk about was the Rocket.
let me off with a warning to, A verbal warning, nothing written...
 
Ex wife called the cops on me for being mean in her words. He came seen I was calm and collected, he spent the next hour talking to me about my Ural while she packed her bags.
 
Ex wife called the cops on me for being mean in her words. He came seen I was calm and collected, he spent the next hour talking to me about my Ural while she packed her bags.

You meanie
Welcome to rhe forum!
 
I once spit my gum at my Ex...missed her by 3 feet or so, she called the cops, they showed up, looked at the gum and asked me if I spit the gum at her, I said Hell no! I dont know where that gum came from!

He replied that had I spit the gum it would have been assault and they would have taken me in........