Prince Charles is hanging around the Palace like a bad smell and the queen says for gods sake Chuckles make yourself useful for once take the Corgis for a walk ,OK Mumsie says Chuckie,so off he goes with the 3 dishlickers on a leash, he is standing on the corner and the 3 mutts walk out on the road and a double decker runs over the 3 of them squashing them like 3 flat canine pancakes, Oh ****! says chuckie Mumsie will be cross and hang around for another 20 years just so I won't be King till I am 85 ,he walks back toward the palace dragging the flat mutts behind him ,he sees a bottle and gives it a kick in temper and out pops a genie ,the Genie says G,day chuckie you know the drill but seeing you are so rich you only get one wish, chuckie thinks then blurts out bring these dogs back to life ,the Genie checks them out and says sorry old mate they are too far gone , have another go , alright make Lady Carmila as pretty as Princess Diana ,the Genie rubs his chin and says ,give us another look at those mutts.
