I dont leave home without my....

interesting !!which one the 50 or the 100. depend I guess on the severity of the emergency!!!

100. I asked the doctor if I could cut them into 8 pieces. She said sure but she didn't think that 1/8 would deliver a full erection. I told her 'shoot doc, I don't have any need for one of those, I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.
 
My buddy's father told us once, he just wanted an "oil change" once a week, 1/2 a Viagra and he was good to go. We asked why only 1/2, his response was " you idiots, know how much those cost...$12....no woman is worth $12!
 
Im keen to know what you all keep stored onboard your Rocket in the event of an emergency.

I posted this in another thread. I carry tools for most situations. I also carry in a couple small plastic cases an extra relay, a starter relay, a spare Eastern Beaver headlight relay, spare fuses, a couple pieces of wire, a tire gage, a little electrical tape, several wire tap connectors, a spare throttle grip, and an ignition switch bypass setup. A small compact digital volt/ohm meter comes in handy as well. The PDF's of the circuit wiring on my phone, the full service manual PDF on my phone and the Android version of TuneECU. Anything beyond that, I'm calling my Good SAMs Road Service.
 
AAA card, Multimeter, fuses, misc tools, headband & hand LED torches, spare fob w/battery, Glock 26.