I needed one of them last Friday, employee having a moan.
He came in to my office and stared at me from the other side of my desk and said "were you talking about ME to another employee yesterday?"
I didn't recall anything so asked for more detail.
"Jim said you said blah blah blah"
Jim is a stirrer and was probably just winding the sook up. I wasn't in the mood for any crap as I hadn't even had my coffee yet, so I used instead "you know where the door is? use it" response.
Hasn't spoke to me since?