Hows it gaun

So yeah avmet Ken, AKA De'Cosse who calls his penis, BEER!
A weird bunch ya Scott's be!
Weird feck all, its in oor blood, warriors for centuries. A Scotsman is proud of his heritage, seen them all off, even the Romans who conquered Europe. They landed in Engurland and took over, but further north they realised there was a nation of crazy dont give a **** folk, so Hadrian ordered a wall to be built along the border to keep these marauding Scots out, thats why we are who we are ma buddy, its in the blood
 
Welcome to the site from New Jersey, soon-to-be-Captain McMurdo.

As for all the gibberish in this thread, we'd simply say "Fuhgettabouttit".
 
Welcome to the site from New Jersey, soon-to-be-Captain McMurdo.

As for all the gibberish in this thread, we'd simply say "Fuhgettabouttit".
Correct mate, same as "Gie it a bye ya numpty".