How do you park your Bike

This is how mine gets parked at home.
A tight squeeze.
She hasn't hit it YET!!!!!
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! you are Kidddin!! ....please say you are kiddin!!!!!!!!
 
On a related note, women are more likely than men to mistake the gas and brake pedals when they get flustered, especially women who are no longer uh in their first flush of youth? shall we say?
 
jeez i hope the tennis ball from the roof dosent fall off !!!!
Its a squash ball, we joke about it being a "Death Star" cos its a black sphere hanging in the middle of nowhere, But really it would be death if she drove beyond it.