Hi ho, it's off to the shed I go !

Obviously Natty has more than one Rocket!!!!!
I WISH ! Not a day goes by I don't wonder ? Especially as I'm so ugly , when I was born the midwife slapped me mother !
Maybe it's the fact that she is still convinced that I am the 16th Earl of Devon , living incognito amongst the peasants ?
 
I WISH ! Not a day goes by I don't wonder ? Especially as I'm so ugly , when I was born the midwife slapped me mother !
Maybe it's the fact that she is still convinced that I am the 16th Earl of Devon , living incognito amongst the peasants ?


Knew there had to be a secret lie of some sort.... If'n you're like me, you tell her: This (5 inches ) is 9 inches!
That's why they can't drive without wreckin - Their depth perception is improperly calibrated
 
Knew there had to be a secret lie of some sort.... If'n you're like me, you tell her: This (5 inches ) is 9 inches!
That's why they can't drive without wreckin - Their depth perception is improperly calibrated
Defo ! I like to work in metric , sounds even more impressive .
 
Size does indeed matter. reminded me of a Benson & Hedges 100's ad campaign for their extended "fags" being just "a silly millimeter longer"...