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I don't think a day has gone by this yr when i never had to put my thermals on to go out on my bike .

Now Stuart ... let me see if i've got this straight... You have 200 metres of ICE in front of your HUT. It never stops RAINING and is so FREEZING COLD you live in THERMALS. Your culinary delight is a SHEEPS BLADDER filled with OFFAL. Your best know exports are a crumbly BUISCUIT and a FOUL MOUTHED long haired banjo player. Everywhere you go you are assaulted by screaming BAGPIPES ... and you don't want to move to Australia because you're set in your ways... I got that right didn't i mate ??
 
Welcome to the forum. Got a spare barrel of McCallan's????
 
i had a few cases of McCallan 50 yr old till a few weeks ago when i binned it , sick of drinking the bloody stuff
tomcat your spot on mate
i quite like giving my government nearly everything i make through tax on cigs fuel .... everything i buy really
i'm that used to driving like a drunk swerving left to right round hundreds of random potholes never watching out for pedestrians always driving looking out for the next pothole i really don't think i could drive in a straight line if moved to a country with modern roads
 
I was only joking about the bagpipes .. big fan of the bagpipes stay warm mate !!
 
i think the only good thing is that i have free heating as i fell the odd tree , at the mo i'm going through about 1.5 tons of logs a week in my stove !
 
stuart said:
i think the only good thing is that i have free heating as i fell the odd tree , at the mo i'm going through about 1.5 tons of logs a week in my stove !
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So you're the 'one' that's responsible for Global Warming mate get the hell out of there .. 'if' that ice actually does starts to melt ... you'll never get to put any k's on the new Roadster ... you'll be living in a loch
 
i must admit i've seen a few beer adverts with all the babes ause does look good
i prob could do more to lesson my carbon footprint but look on the bright side at least i don't put old tyres in my stove
 
Hi Stuart and welcome.
You might just have the higest Carbon emiisions...... But WE in OZ have the highest phucking Carbon TAX I HATE THAT *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel a little better now.
 
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