Headlines: By Captain Obvious

[Boog]

Wonderfully written headlines, add some more as I am sure one or two in the UK and OZ are realivent...

 

[Boog]

 

[CanberraR3]

CRACK FOUND BETWEEN SUSPECTS BUTTOCKS


http://blogs.windsorstar.com/2012/07/17/crack-found-in-suspects-crack/

 

[CanberraR3]

I can't seem to find these, but the first 2 were newspaper headlines not all that long ago. The 3rd was when Captain Obvious was moonlighting as a football commentator.

TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

ONLY ONE TEAM CAN WIN TODAY.

THE TEAM THAT CAN SCORE FIRST WILL WIN THE GAME IF THEY CAN STOP THE OTHER SIDE SCORING.

 

[Rolltide100]

Now, these are the kind of headlines that make perfect sense to me!

 

[Boog]

K^2 better watch out for this one...