Headlines: By Captain Obvious

I can't seem to find these, but the first 2 were newspaper headlines not all that long ago. The 3rd was when Captain Obvious was moonlighting as a football commentator.

TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY.

ONLY ONE TEAM CAN WIN TODAY.

THE TEAM THAT CAN SCORE FIRST WILL WIN THE GAME IF THEY CAN STOP THE OTHER SIDE SCORING.
 
Now, these are the kind of headlines that make perfect sense to me!