Your getting me mixed up with
@sonny and his story of a youthful post bar hop encounter at Christmas rather than Easter with multiple -
Erection, Deflation, Resurrection, Deflation, Resurrection, Deflation, Resurrection, ad infinitum.
I think he is still
Waiting like Godot* for it to occur again with a similar chance of success.





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Waiting for Godot - Wikipedia
Waiting for Godot - Wikipedia
Vivian Mercier described Waiting for Godot as a play which "has achieved a theoretical impossibility—a play in which nothing happens, that yet keeps audiences glued to their seats. What's more, since the second act is a subtly different reprise of the first, he has written a play in which nothing happens, twice.".