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barbagris

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I need some options for a mate here.

They are organising an indoor Flat Track exhibition type thing at a bike show in a couple of weeks and are looking for a way to announce it. Flat-Track would be wrong as it is being done inside on polished concrete.

I have so far come up with Urban-Track and Tough-Track. I've been at it a whole 2 hours including my ride home.

Fire away.
 
How 'bout, "All new and Improved Slip and Slide!" might even get Wham-O to sponsor it.....
 
A few ideas to develop here.

'Concrete All Stars' - didn't the old speedway riders have an 'All Stars' series for donkeys years?

'Roller Bike!' With all riders wearing Rollerball outfits.

Go outright on the theme with 'TRACK CAANage!'

Cool Posters too!









Or get them to explore their female sides and follow the growing trend in Aussie.

Spaniards love colorful spectacles don't they?

Roller derby - Wikipedia

 
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