Which word did Jamie invent?

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  1. wilbur-t

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    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
    Here are this year's {2005} winners:



    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.



    2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******.



    3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.



    4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.



    5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.



    6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having sex.



    7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.



    8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.



    9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.



    10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.



    11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)



    12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.



    13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.



    14. Glibido: All talk and no action.



    15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.



    16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.



    17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.



    18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating
     
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    Funny funny bo bunny fanana fana fo funny fi fy fo funny,....funny!:D
     
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    Crustration: The pain associated with earning one's keep

    Nukumbers: Piclkles imported from the Chernobyl area

    Costhumous: A way to describe an old fart's tuxedo

    Homoroids: A gay quest for blood ties

    Enough?
     
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    You are the word master!
     
  5. wilbur-t

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    Wait, I thought of one! [Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.]:p

    Tritantic- 2300 cc's of 3 cylinder Triumph power!
     
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    Placid Acid

    Sarcaustic: the abysmal gulf between your being sarcastic and the prey starting to suffer from personality corrosion:cool: . Enough?
     
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    HA, I love it! :D
     
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