Told her to trim a little off the back & sides

That's just Norm being Norm. A nice guy trying to cheer a fellow captain up.

Either that or he's been in the corn squeezings and I am starting to worry about him.

Nah, no cheer up needed. Truth is, I had it cut off on purpose. Got tired of looking like Tiny Tim. It got long only cauz I hate wasting my time going to get a hair cut every two months when it’s short.

And Norm’s not drunk, he loves me no matter what