Told her to trim a little off the back & sides

[barbagris]

You look... SEXY!

Have you been drinking again?

 

[BillB]

What a PO'D mug shot that is! Ya might owe me a gallon of milk Clint. Pretty sure that look curdled it in the fridge.

Look at the bright side brudda. We still love ya and neither one of us were winning a beauty contest anyway.

 

[BillB]

Have you been drinking again?

That's just Norm being Norm. A nice guy trying to cheer a fellow captain up.

Either that or he's been in the corn squeezings and I am starting to worry about him.

 

[EasTexRIII]

She shaved her junk for ya ? I see she left her vibrator there

You...... and junk......

 

[BillB]

She shaved her junk for ya ? I see she left her vibrator there

BAD FRED!

 

[EasTexRIII]

That's just Norm being Norm. A nice guy trying to cheer a fellow captain up.

Either that or he's been in the corn squeezings and I am starting to worry about him.

Nah, no cheer up needed. Truth is, I had it cut off on purpose. Got tired of looking like Tiny Tim. It got long only cauz I hate wasting my time going to get a hair cut every two months when it’s short.

And Norm’s not drunk, he loves me no matter what

 

[EasTexRIII]

Some Tiiime!? That was about two years of hair. Hopefully you don't have any Samson in your genes.

Samson? Nah, his name is Willie

 

[1olbull]

WOW!
Lookin' almost human!!!
Your food will now taste better - without the long hairs . . .

 

[RKTNMYPKT]

I gotta ask..........
Carpet match the drapes? Or are ya sporting hard wood floors?

 

[JoseyR3Wales]

I'm getting old and lazy. What ya doing for Halloween so I don't have to decorate ?