Allow me to assist with translations.
1) Billy has seen a useless piece of accessory junk
2) I tell him it's junk
3) Billy then agrees
4) Trumps chooses this post to reintroduce himself after a long absence
5) I acknowledge his salutation
6) Billy gives a typical English greeting & asks after Trumps' foreign steed
7) Perds chips in with a typical North West greeting & asks after Trumps' wife
8 ) OzDave posts a review, but gives no greeting
9) Reply by Trumps with derogatory comments on the foreign steed, with additional info regarding a forthcoming trip to Scotland and a previous run from Belgium to Middlesbrough (note for Americans - Belgium is a foreign country in Northern Europe - Middlesbrough is a large slum area predominently factories in the North East of England which has a football team thats just been relegated to a lower league)
10) Trumps replies to Perds in the affirmative, and asks if Perds is still flogging booze to minors.
11) Trumps replies to owl with information regarding his cigarette smuggling activities, not realising that owl has lots of friends in H.M. Customs.
12)Sull says hello, but makes no derogatory comments, as he must be ill.
13) I reply to Trumps with derogatory comments about the weather in Middlesbrough.
This is all quite normal amongst friends