Haha, fair enough!
I know it probably sounds a bit ridiculous, but I'm pretty mechanically minded, so I tend to notice and obsess over little details like this.
I actually never noticed these sounds before. We recently fixed some loose ignition coil terminals that were causing hesitation, and that's when I started paying attention to this particular noise.
I'm just curious whether yours makes those same occasional low-pitched "boom" sounds while holding a steady 2,200–3,500 RPM.
I don't think I'll be completely at ease until I hear the same sound from another Rocket, but unfortunately I haven't been able to find one nearby to compare.
If I never get a clear answer, I guess earplugs really are my last option!